Investment tips for 2008

Investment tips for 2008




Investment tips for 2008

With all the turmoil in the market today & the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice.

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.


Watch for these consolidations in later this year:


1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge & become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.


2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., & Zesta Crackers join forces & become: Poly, Warner Cracker.


3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear & become: MMMGood.


4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, & Dakota Mining will merge & become: ZipAudiDoDa.


5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, & become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics & Honeywell Com puters will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon & Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm & the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret & Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang


OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE!